Cell Phone

A portable wireless phone capable of texting, internet access, and calling that current generations are extremely dependent on

Bobby took my cell phone and now I don't know what time it is!

by Amber Donaldson December 9, 2008

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues the sexual act from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 19, 2008

cell rage

the act of screaming obscenities, diatribes and cuss words into a cell phone. usually done in a car, bus, train, or public location to maximize the amount of attention drawn towards you. may involve the throwing of said cell phone after the act is over.

that bitch's cell rage was so intense she blew a vessel and died of a stroke

by redblues April 4, 2006

cell phone

a word on this website in which every 40-70 year old complains about because their son or daughter wants one and they just think that things like a cell phone, ipod, car, are all a waste of time just because they didnt have them in their teenage years.

yea you heard me old people, quit bitching about your daughters cell phone and get a life...

by bob mkcob May 20, 2008

Cell Gangsta

A prison inmate who tries to act tough from behind his or her cell door by yelling names or other derogatory statements at either another inmate or a corrections officer. This is usually done when said inmate believes that most likely they won't be identified.

Like a true cell gangsta, Charlie waited until the C.O. was out of range before talking trash on him.

by Rockhound6165 September 28, 2008

Cell Respiration

A biological process in which your body makes a shitload of ATP in the Mitochondria.

(In Bio Class)

Kid 1: OMG! I got a 103 on my Cell Respiration test! :D

Kid 2: I got a 44. Oh well, it could've been worse...

by chilicheese01 March 10, 2011

Cell Serpent

The very dangerous creatures that lurk in the prisons of the United States, preying on young white inmates. Their origin is Africa but were introduced during colonization of the Americas.

Nick: I got nothing to worry about I'm just going to prison.

Tim: Unless you encounter a cell serpent

Nick: Oh shit...

Tim: Shitting will be easier...

by timmyv January 16, 2011