A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.
by Geezity April 09, 2016
When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.
by anikenobi June 27, 2023
the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.
"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"
"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"
"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"
"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 03, 2024
Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
by simplyjames April 10, 2022
A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.
I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.
by Moose45 March 28, 2019
by BigBasstard August 08, 2023
When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
by poopprodigies May 23, 2023