After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
Get the redneck bidetmug. When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.
by Milkbones August 22, 2019
Get the Canine bidetmug. by poopoopeepeeclap June 15, 2022
Get the Reverse-Bidetmug. When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.
by anikenobi June 27, 2023
Get the Dirty Bidetmug. The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.
by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021
Get the Gold Bidetmug. Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.
by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011
Get the Hillbilly Bidetmug. A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.
by Haldoe November 15, 2023
Get the Swedish Bidetmug.