Woody Wood

Street Slang for a Boner

Person 1: what should a say to my gf
Person 2: dude just ask her to suck your woody wood

by dj currysauce October 24, 2011

woody senpai

A smexy toy who likes cherry flavoured lube

Oh woody Senpai, you're churning up my insides so well

by Gubby July 27, 2017

woody woodpecker

a girl that likes to peck on dick

that bitch is a woody woodpecker.

by lil stunna March 15, 2007

aeromatic woody

A god-like erection that should not go ignored.

"I got an aeromatic woody when your mom walked into the room."

by Big Thor December 18, 2009

Wet Woody

The act of sticking a freshly sucked dick into someone's ear and then yelling WET WOODY as loud as you can.

Andy: Hey......what are you doing?
Josh: WET WOODY!

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

woody alan

Its basically another name for a boner orvan erection

I hope they dont see my woody alan

by ripperzdefinitions January 10, 2016

woody hoody

Birth control method for prevention of pregnancy also known as a condom or latex prophylactic.

He was getting ready for the prom, and did not forget to pack a woody hoody, for later in his hotel room.

by Jilly Golightly September 21, 2013