Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.
I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
by Shuaman November 20, 2018
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012
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Kingdombe Artsse Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais
by Empereur_du_Malaise June 11, 2018
A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.
by Headphone Samurai November 20, 2015
a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.
by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020
The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position
by FlickmuhDick February 23, 2022