Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Napoleon Rampage

A small person, child, dwarf, midget, little-person, scolding a person of normal height.

Arsen's son came steaming down the stairs after he woke him up in a full Napoleon Rampage.

by MikeClaw December 11, 2019

Napoleon Blownaparté

In the 2016 Hitman Game, you can unlock a little explosive figure looking like Napoleon Bonaparte Except this one is a little more explosive than that it looks.

This device can be used as a distraction object, by flinging it around or by placing it near a subject of choice.

Agent 47 placed down the little explosive device, distracting his targed, whom not much later picket the Napoleon Blownaparté up. After a couple minutes, the target came to realize, it wasn't the usual kind of toy when it blows up seconds after.

by SuperSecret47 January 1, 2019

Napoleon

A very short man. About 4'0 feet tall even when reached adulthood. People named Napoleon are very ugly, especially Napoleons with glasses and does boring magic tricks.

Napoleon is an ugly ass dude

by Champurado October 24, 2022