Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.
I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.
by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021
Get the A Blobmug. hey Micheal, don't you even fucking dare to suck my blob again you fucking blob sucker!
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *
by brigidonzio January 5, 2022
Get the blob suckermug. 
by Markim May 10, 2018
Get the Blobbingmug. An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.
by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021
Get the Blob Sealmug. A blob of semen on a womans face after you pull out of her mouth just in time and ejaculate after a blow job.
by Fromage Frais. January 24, 2008
Get the Gobble blobmug. by Roger Animates September 2, 2022
Get the Bobby the blobmug.