April 19

The day you hug your crush and they kiss you right after!

You: *hugs your crush*
Them: *kisses you* “What, it’s April 19th?”

by theyluvvyanelis April 2, 2022

Simp-19

An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.

Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)

by Anti simp June 1, 2020

May 19

Asian appreciation day!

"dude its may 19th."
"so"
" ITS FRICKIN ASIAN APPRECIATION DAY!!"

by Yumyumperson May 14, 2009

April 19

National give head day

Ayo guess whats tommorow?

What April 19?
National Give head day nigga

by umyeaooksure May 28, 2018

November 19

Someone who is born on November 19 is loyal and kind. You should treasure and protect them at all costs! You will never find someone like them.

Person 1: Hey, you see that person over there? They are amazing.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because they were born on November 19

by scorpiox November 1, 2019

19 october

19 October

19 October Grab an odd sock and throw it out your window day.

by Yeetus by the feetus October 16, 2020

K-19

An incredibly large bog that defies all attempts to be flushed down. Generally, manual intervention is required to break a 'K-19' or 'Widowmaker' down into flushable pieces.

I lifted the lid and was confronted by a K-19. I had to bust it up with a coat hanger to proceed.

by Sea Yeti December 18, 2005