Rule 17

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)

by ummreagan September 16, 2009

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October 17

National shit in a urinal at school day.

Diego: What day is tomorrow?
Autumn: October 17
Diego: Is it anything special?
Autumn: It’s shit in a school urinal day! How could you forget?

by Who the hell is joe guys? October 17, 2019

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17 August

Black cats appreciation day.
Black cats have suffered a lot over the years, being even killed because of superstitions. So on 17 August, you should appreciate them.

It's 17 August, the black cats appreciation day!

by Dariaavr October 20, 2021

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