7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 31, 2006

the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy

When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously until they start to ejaculate and then they bend back there boners counter side to her ASS cheeks and slap her on the ass with their dicks.

Nillina was on all fours so Manlord and Blacklighte could give her the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy.

by Nillina and Manlord lol December 06, 2009

1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber

(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.

Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."

by nolandc September 12, 2019

1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

by bruthanumba3 April 06, 2008

fooly cooly pt. 1 or pt. 2

fooly cooly pt.1: The act of giving a handjob/fingering
fooly cooly pt.2: The act of giving a blowjob/eating out

"Hey did you get to fooly cooly pt. 1 or pt. 2 with Chelsea last night?"
"Sadly enough, only pt. 1"
"Bummer"

by SamKonDodo March 15, 2008

1 in the stink 2 in the pink

We’re you finger a girls asshole and her but hole

Jerry did 1 in the stink 2 in the pink

by Poontang smell December 05, 2017

1-2-3 hide and go seek

A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA

"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"

by Shnarb roberts November 11, 2008