Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

by White_horse November 8, 2019

Snatch Wagon

Something as disgusting as a wagon full of rotting snatches. The most vile disgusting snatch to ever cross your path

She's a snatch wagon

by EEM78 May 10, 2019

naggin' wagon

When your girlfriend nags you for an extended period of time.

She nagged me so long I felt like I was on the naggin' wagon.

by TheOnlyBRB July 22, 2016

hoe wagon

The vehicle a pimp drives to cart hoes around.

Aye smokey i heard the hoe wagon just pulled in to the motel 6 lets go bang some hoes

by wamuu May 11, 2016

Spack Wagon

Spacking one Wagon implies that you used an over the top amount of force where usually less than 5% of the force you used would have done the job just as well. Thus Spacking the Wagon of your target.

"LollArz! Did j00 s33 me bring teh Spack Wagon down on his Behindage?"

by The Lawn November 18, 2007

Grabbin wagon

A suspicious vehicle suitable for kidnapping and transporting victims.

Stick together kids! That old white van sure looks like a grabbin wagon.

by sam__p August 30, 2018

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014