otto cord

The integral cord conjoining individuals beads to form one, sometimes lengthy, string of anal beads.

The Otto Cord can be made out of many readily available materials including but not limited to; weaved strands of porcelain doll hair, nylon/cotton blend, prison lint and industrial pipe cleaner. Those looking for an extra bit of danger can commission custom blown glass Otto Cords on sites like Etsy and Fiverr.

The Otto Cord comes in many different diameters. The larger the diameter the higher your voice becomes during and immediately after use.

Upon their weekly trip to the local Adult Entertainment Library, Jeff and Jayden checked out a 2 meter set of anal beads with a billiard ball bead and a 13mm turned black walnut Otto Cord linking the beads together with a spacing of 1 cm between.

They were never seen again.

by John the ripper December 9, 2020

Grace-a-cord

To reach an agreement after thorough use of an electric cord as a weapon to persuade a person.

I found him in bed with my wife and we reached a grace-a-cord.

by Africandy August 16, 2017

cord kid

the definition to cord kid is shark aka: @sharkhours.

god this cord kid aka: shark

by slaverys March 15, 2024

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...

“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Cords!

Often used in medicine; essential in the procedural cauterization of the peripheral nerves along the human spine.

Nurse: “Where are the cords!..”
Tech: “Sorry I got busy and didn’t..”
Nurse: “G**Damnit! What is it with you liberals!

by JK-SRQ September 9, 2019

white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...

Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.

by pentozali October 26, 2011