Can i get a ride

Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head

if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank

by Korn911 April 19, 2005

i can

I want you in my life

There is no way i can let you go

by Krkič July 7, 2020

can I go to my friend's house...hehe

I'm gonna fuck or do dumb shit

can I go to my friend's house...hehe (I'm gonna fuck she is so hot ffffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk).

by jhared 19 January 17, 2021

Can I get a witness

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

by Long Johns August 25, 2013

my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.

jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

by 8008s March 1, 2010

can i put my balls in your jaws

u want to put your balls in there jaws and your lonely and horny

can i put my balls in your jaws stepsis

by cock licker900069 August 25, 2021

can i get some fries wit dat?

a secret code at mcdonalds in urban places that means "hook me up wit some nuggets or sumthin' nigga."

employee: heres yo food
customer: ayyye nigga can i get some fries wit dat?
employee: yea, hold up nigga

by jaybe October 23, 2006