Thor

The fat ass who is unhappy that his mom died. And so he goes home and plays Fortnite like a virgin

Me: Your such a Thor
Friend: Just because I play Fortnite doesn't mean I'm Thor

by tHOR fAG April 29, 2019

Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019

Thor

It means someone who is a liar and a unfaithful whore

Wow don’t be such a thor

by Mythical_Beauty December 16, 2023

Thor special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass, then goes to a point higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof), and summons the hammer making it fly up through the persons body coming out of their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you hear about how Cameran died?"
Dean- "Oh yeah, he was given the Thor special right? Does that make him gay?"
Jake- "Yes, yes it does."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

thor solos

thor solos your favourite verse

someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?

some mf named doctor idk: thor solos

by Doctor idc July 15, 2021

thor asle

A psychologist who loves waffles and lady’s called Biancka

Thor Asle: Hi Biancka!
Biancka: Hi colleague!

by Lukisen88 November 20, 2020

Thor

When you're fucking your girlfriend and you start singing Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the Thornder. Lightning in your bum bum (bum bum).

by poopSNARE January 18, 2021