If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.

"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

by AH73 October 17, 2013

bend a quack

Bending over when releasing a giant fart.

MAN#1: Look at that old lady, I bet she's going to bend a quack

MAN#2: No she's not, she just picking up her car keys.

OLD LADY: Excuse me young man, where are the toilets? I've just shat meself on account of the quack I just bent.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 25, 2010

Quack

The word Helga uses to get the attention of fellow quackers.

Helga: where are all the quaker’s?
Helga: Quack
(Quackers come running round Helga)
Helga: ahhh there u r my precious quackers.

by HelgasSoulmate November 21, 2021

Quack quack

What a duck says when it’s high

Don’t do quack quack kids

by The prankster July 20, 2021

quack slap

To slap someone in the face with your boobs, particularly when they are large such as D and upwards .

We were having the best sex when she quack slapped me.

by Ndorling December 5, 2017

the quacking

Penetrating a teen-woman by shoving your penis in their vagina multiple times, faster and faster until they say "aah~". Now do this multiple times and it will show that she will quack like a duck. Make sure that the teen-woman is a virgin.

James: "hey brother what you got there"
Jake: "i made my girl do the quacking"
James: "nice."

by Mann of Style November 5, 2020

Sack Quack

When a large balled man is seated, farts, and then proceeds to stand, thus releasing the trapped toot only to feel it briskly escape to the side of his massive testicles.

“Oh fuck, that was a frisky sack quack.” Exclaimed Johnny as he quickly held his nose.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 September 4, 2023