Premium dick

premium dick

I searched and searched for dick and I could not find anything above standard until I found Paul's premium dick.

Anything below 5 inches is considered standard. Anything above 6 inches is premium dick.

His premium dick was so good I thought he was going to charge a premium dick.

by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026

Dick master

Adam from Hazbin hotel

"I'm the dick master!!!" Adam said

by GM33 February 2, 2026

Clic-a-Dick

A sex toy. Either a remote control dildo or a universal strap on.

Hey babe you got that Clic-a-dick

by KSEEK February 2, 2026

Danish Dick Destroyer

When a woman rips your penis off via her teeth and proceeds to use the ripped off cock as a dildo.

Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE GAVE ME A DANISH DICK DESTROYER (again)
Gloria: Free dildo!

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Butthole Dick

Dick that smells like butthole even though you haven't fucked anyone

Dan - Hey Gary smell this
Gary - What's that funky sweet smelling cheese?
Dan - It's from my butthole dick

by SweetButtholeSniffer February 14, 2026

Dick Sense

Spinning your dick in a circle to send signals and detect whatever you want to detect

"Wtf is dick sense"

by Frick1936 February 16, 2026

Dick godzilla

Dick godzilla: a big Dick.

My "Dick godzilla" get me the ruler.

Get the protractor ruler. Dick can be measured with a single protractor ruler.

Protractors ruler come in

(semicircle) or (full circle) versions, often in 4-inch to 6-inch

by Quail eggs! February 19, 2026