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Dick Douche

A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.
"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"

"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧
by DA FIB January 18, 2026
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Dick Farm

1.A social gathering where the majority of people at the party are men.
2. A party with a bunch of Gumps , dorks , dweebs , dudes with no game hanging out without any chicks .
3. Aka :sausage fest
Man this party is a straight dick farm ! Ain’t no hoes at this get together!

James and his poker buddies had a straight dick farm going on in his backyard.
by SPRA3K January 20, 2026
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Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.
I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.
by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026
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Dusty Dick

When your penis falls off and runs away, and by the time you catch it, it’s been in the dirt and is covered in dust
I have a dusty dick!
by the other man in the shadows January 23, 2026
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Dick Tok

The act of having sex with someone and than promptly after finishing. You lay in bed together watching TikToks.
Me and Kevin have a Dick Tok appointment on Saturday. He’s gonna fuck my brains out and than we’re gonna watch TikTok’s all night
by Uncle Pete January 23, 2026
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Dunkin dick swirl

A dunkin dick swirl is a flavor of coffee from dunkin' donuts where instead of using regular cream in your coffee you proceed to nut in your coffee then use the tip of your dick to stir the coffee to mix the cum in
Dunkin employee: May i take your order?

"Yes a large hot dunkin dick swirl please"
by Rawdigitydogg January 24, 2026
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Tripping Dick

Used to tell someone they are crazy/acting high.
Gabe: Bro i hate Chick fil a, it’s so nasty.
Kris: yo you’re tripping dick, fuck you mean??
by BiggerBen10 January 24, 2026
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