Dirty Hefin

When you rub your dick against a lamppost in the middle of winter and your tip gets stuck yo the pole.

I did a dirty hefin last night.

by hellohellohello028492 July 2, 2023

Dirty Jor-El

Is when you have intercourse with a woman that has her buttocks hanging off the bed/couch with her legs open and held back while you drop your pelvis repeatedly and forcefully onto hers for maximum penetration.

Your mom’s favorite sexual position is the Dirty Jor-El.

by SFRangerMoJo July 2, 2023

Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.

"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."

by Octobabe July 2, 2023

dirty paulette

When you pick up stray dogs and let them live with you just to have them lick peanut butter off your taint/fupa while dressed in a school girl outfit.

We all thought Gina was super compassionate from the time she spent working at the animal shelter until we realized she was just there to get a dirty paulette each day.

by Spotclimber July 3, 2023

Dirty rob

The most awesomest shitposter alive. Meme master extraordinaire

Rob Mann is a dirty rob

by Memelord111163 July 3, 2023

dirty Shiree

Making a dildo out of Lego and inserting in your anus, then having to rush to the hospital to have Lego removed from your bowel.

Doctor to patient: “You dirty Shiree’d again didn’t you!”.

by Obioneeyekanobe July 3, 2023

Dirty Mickrish

When in the middle of felching the receiver shits blood onto the wall and draws a starfish in it

My wall is destroyed, I just did a dirty Mickrish

by anonymous July 4, 2023