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Get the Floppy Dick mug.Man 1– “Yeah on the way out of the doctors office he called me Big Dawg”
Shorty — “damnnnnnn, so you got (Huge dick syndrome) how many inches did it grow?”
Shorty — “damnnnnnn, so you got (Huge dick syndrome) how many inches did it grow?”
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Paul’s feeling all good about himself now that he’s skinny and has that ozempic dick. He got an extra two inches on his dick after taking Ozempic.
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"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧
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Get the Dick Douche mug.1.A social gathering where the majority of people at the party are men.
2. A party with a bunch of Gumps , dorks , dweebs , dudes with no game hanging out without any chicks .
3. Aka :sausage fest
2. A party with a bunch of Gumps , dorks , dweebs , dudes with no game hanging out without any chicks .
3. Aka :sausage fest
Man this party is a straight dick farm ! Ain’t no hoes at this get together!
James and his poker buddies had a straight dick farm going on in his backyard.
James and his poker buddies had a straight dick farm going on in his backyard.
by SPRA3K January 20, 2026
Get the Dick Farm mug.A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.
I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.
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