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The Dirty Mustaine

When you break up with a girl a few days before you are going to get married and spend the next 30 years writing songs about her.
yo did yo hear that David is planning on giving his girl The Dirty Mustaine?
by Dougie Wide April 10, 2024
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Dirty Swede

The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.
Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA
by weednose. April 10, 2024
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Dirty Maja

Someone who has or wants to get a lobotomy in the 21st century. Very charming on the outside, but you don't know what's going on underneath.
Look at that dog! It has a dirty Maja. ><
by Mystc... April 11, 2024
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Dirty Raymond

When your out drinking with your buddies and you abruptly decide to leave the bar at 12 AM sharp bc your girl who you claim is not your girl wants u to come over so you argue with your buddy who ride with you and drop him off at the top of the hill then proceed to drive to Warwood and have sex with said 40 year old woman and tuck her kids into bed immediately after without washing your hands.
Damn Johnny boy bailed on us last night, pulled the old Dirty Raymond when we were just trying to chill at the Third Alarm and have a good time.
by Carryon Johnson April 11, 2024
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Dirty Bubble

The Dirty Bubble is an oral sex act, where a man is giving oral to a woman while sick. During the act, the man will blow out a snot bubble and pop it into the woman’s opening and mix it in with his tongue.
“Dude last night I gave Jenny the dirtiest Dirty Bubble, I had the flu or something…”
by jaxkmehoff April 11, 2024
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dirty jenson

i have dirty jenson
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody
Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson
by woody7192 April 11, 2024
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