dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.

*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".

by donthedevious February 19, 2024

vacation dick

A dick that is of a great size, but which you can't take in without having to recover afterwards.

I met this guy last night, he had a vacation dick. It was amazing , but I don't think I would do it again

by Purple Maccaroni June 13, 2016

Dick

Noun.

The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:

1. Blowjob
2. Oral

3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass

Drew's Dick was hard, I could see it through his boxers. "Need some help with that?" I ask. He grins and turns off the light, shifting over in the bed. "That'd be nice..." I pull off the sheets and can feel myself getting wet already....

by LittleBxtch August 21, 2017

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks

Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't

by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023

Dick makeup

Remnants of cum of your face/chin

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup

Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup

by Sillyc May 17, 2019