Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
by Trousermouse December 12, 2017
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Turtle Typer

A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
by Fred Dag1 December 16, 2010
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Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.
What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!
by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025
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turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
by vapegodalbert April 23, 2022
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hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 21, 2019
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Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis
by Sterling Koch June 08, 2022
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