Top Rack Bombs

Cups that get turned upside down in the dishwasher during the wash cycle and fill with water.

Dude, my mom made me empty the dishwasher and it was full of top rack bombs.

by brewfunk January 12, 2010

One up top

Referring to a gun. you have a bullet in the chamber and you’re ready to shoot.

“I got one up top nigga you better duck”
“Aye slat you got da strap?” “Yea nigga One up top”

by BawskeeGang January 17, 2019

Muffin Top Mauler

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

by sdot_45_$$ May 31, 2011

runs like a top

the claim a person makes about their vehicle after another person says how much of a pice of shit it is.

a positive attribute to a car your trying to sell that is in reality a total piece of shit. is often followed by other claims about the car that people automatically assume would be there. ( i.e. air conditioning, power windows, power steering)

john, "dude, your car is a total piece of shit."

ralph, "nah dude she runs like a top."

FOR SALE
'91 Honda Civic, power windows. 197,000 miles but runs like a top.

by urbancowboy27 June 07, 2012

black top

1.a very attractive dark haired woman with a nice tan.

2.an attractive hispanic looking female.

That Penelope Cruz is one hell of a black top.

by DoloMite18 April 27, 2009

Top Trumps

A card game for pseudo nerds, or those who don't have the brain capacity to play a real nerd game like bakugan. Popular in the 1970's it appears to be stuck there. The real "good" part is that you can't play with another players deck of cards. You have to give them some of your cards then try and win them back. So it's a prototype of the bank bailout system. I'll give you some taxpayer money and you can share it among yourselves, meanwhile I'll try my best to get it back off you! It's also educational you'll soon find out that the number 8 is larger than the number 2.

Li; "do you want a play a game of snap?"
Wang; "Snap, isn't that a bit complicated?"
Li; "true, how about a game of Top trumps?"
Wang: "OK"

by W.A.dingtons March 23, 2009

cop some top

Getting Dome otherwise known as (head). When a girl sucks your cock

Terrance: Yeo Tod your boy big T just cop some top from Danielle!!
Tod: Im Doneski

by Alex Miracle July 07, 2014