Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023

spicy waffle

When you put hot sauce on a woman's blue waffle and eat her pussy out.

OMG David gave me the best spicy waffle last night

by truenolies December 29, 2014

Waffle ironing

The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.

That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.

by Desean Strick December 20, 2023

Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.

“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”

by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022

Oreo waffle

This is a delicious item created to delight the masses of Oreo fans

That was a delicious Oreo waffle

by Whoreo October 19, 2017

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019