When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018
An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.
As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.
by Tofu Queen March 20, 2024
an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.
by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017
by Cupacorn September 13, 2017
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
by SoaringBear April 30, 2020
When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.
Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
by dj_nafi November 25, 2014