Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018
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Franklin the turtle

An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.
As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.
by Tofu Queen March 20, 2024
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Dune turtle

an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.
by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017
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Turtling

When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass
by Cupacorn September 13, 2017
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Acoustic turtle

A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
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Turtle

That guys a real turtle
by SoaringBear April 30, 2020
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turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.
Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
by dj_nafi November 25, 2014
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