Mike

A criminal who's not to be trusted

Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.

by Number 1 rated salesman 1997 April 29, 2022

Mike

A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend

That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike

by RubenForPresidenr November 21, 2021

Mike Cox long

Mike Cox long is a doctor who found a cure for cancer but was killed

Mike Cox long helped find a cure for cancer

by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021

Mike pie

A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.

Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?

by Gbd exposer July 3, 2021

Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 29, 2024

Mike Gulf'd

When have just enough money to buy your teammates back but you grab an ammo box instead.

I thought we were coming back but our teammate Mike Gulf'd us at the buy station.

by Nifarius February 26, 2021

Doing a Mike

Tapping out, leaving when the going gets tough.

"Why did he suddenly run off when I asked him that question, without warning or explanation"?
"Oh, he's just doing a mike,"

by Victimofmagic June 21, 2025