Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 9, 2021

Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

Sausage berries

Another term for balls, testicles, scrotum, etc.

I said something I shouldn’t to this girl and she kicked me right in the sausage berries

by Lyrlyrplnts4hire February 21, 2019

sausage

a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggg long hotdog that tastes a bit different

I like sausages

by got dog that tastes different December 20, 2020

Sausage

Someone who is being silly/stupid/over sensitive but not in a way that they’re being a dick. Normally because they’ve taken something you’ve said the wrong way.

“You don’t love me do you?”
“Oh babe stop being a sausage” *hugs*

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️

You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol

by Jimmy BudthugN01 84 AOMB May 3, 2024

hot sausage roll

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate

Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load

by Holy mouley August 24, 2016