Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

Russian disinformation

What you call all stubborn facts that don't agree with your world view

Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.

Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!

Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022

russian warming

how russians stay warm by drinking a bunch of vodka

dude its cold other dude na just go inside start a party with vodka drink then come back outside that russian warming

by catsdnfjcdcdckdccddd May 16, 2018

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021

Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.

That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.

by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024

Russian Lemonade

A practice during anal sex in which the man takes a massive piss inside the woman's ass, takes his dick out after, and lets her squirt the piss out of her ass into a glass

David: Last night me and my gf had a glass of Russian Lemonade after I fucked her in the ass, it tasted like shit and ass but I liked it

Jose: Why the fuck am I friends with you?

by thatytdude August 2, 2024

russian dive

A skillful, sexual, act. Where the male must have courage and precision, and the other party, poise and trust
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea

I heard jimmy broke his cock, trying his luck at a Russian Dive again

by INVADERCHUCK May 24, 2016