Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.

Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.

by Wargom July 2, 2024

random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event

“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”

by PewPewshots November 15, 2017

Light-skin ARC

When you are undergoing your light-skin arc. Similar to character development but with light-skins.

Mike:”Bro I thing I’m going through my light-skin arc”
Jake:”what do you mean my boi?”
Mike:”my inner light-skin is coming out”
Jake:”oh no bro”

by yessir01 June 6, 2022

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Light Bender

The slang term for an optician

Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo

by Random Aussie May 3, 2025

light fighter

Someone who stands up for those who can't stand up for themselves, who opposes the seemingly overwhelming darkness in the world

that dude stopped that drunk asshole from beating that dog, like a true light fighter, giggity

by pilldickle May 13, 2024

yass-lighting

A combination of "Yass"/"Yass Queen" and gaslighting.
Convincing a person into believing something through hyping them up and/or positive public support.

Person 1"2 + 2 = 5"
Person 2"Yass, you're so right. I didn't realise. You're really intelligent. Listen everyone, this person really knows their stuff. You should listen to them ."
Person 3"Hey, quit yass-lighting them."

by BBEB May 6, 2024