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Donald Deez Nutzz

Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz

1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.

2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."

3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."

4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.

Usage:

"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
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Donald

A Donald (Trump)

Cockney rhyming slang for a Dump (poo, shit, turd, stool)
Can you pass me my phone I'm just going for a Donald, won't be long...
by Sidevisor March 26, 2021
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donald grabbing

by Thedankestmeme lord January 24, 2017
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Donald Trump

Can convicted felons run for president?

Yeah, just look at Donald Trump
by SomeRandomSocialist June 7, 2024
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Donald

He is hate itself and will do anything to put others around him down. He will stop at nothing to stomp the happiness from those around him and will be infectious like a virus spreading hate to those he hangs around
Person 1:Guys I think I caught Donald !
Person 2 : OMG ARE YOU OK?
Person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD
by THEFATINVISIBLECUNT September 20, 2019
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Donald Dump

A maniac coot who has dem dump trash bags as clothes
Bruhhhhh Donald Dumpppppppppppppp
by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018
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Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.
How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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