cum mints

The unwrapped mints usually left in an open bowl near the cash register of a Chinese or Japanese restaurant. It is said that people ejaculate into them and stir in the cum.

Restaurant patron #1: "Oh look, mints. Do you want some?"
Restaurant patron #2: "No way man, I never eat unwrapped mints - they're cum mints. People cum into those bowls and mix it in. Gross."

by Clamms January 1, 2017

cum burger

nutting between someone else`s ass cheeks

-I`m about to cum. Where do you want it?
-Let`s make a cum burger, Master Throckmorton!

by im so sorry for my creations January 10, 2021

Cum Fart

When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.

Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.

by CloacaCrusher69 April 29, 2021

Wizard's Cum

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.

Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.

by Condog2 July 24, 2012

Cum Artist

A Cum Artist is a person who uses a celebrity's photo, or a picture of a really hot girl as inspiration to jerk off on and "paint" their face or body with their cum-shot. They can dedicate their art to one celebrity or many, and are extroverts wanting their photos published online for all to see. The newer artists have turned to video capturing the facial or body shot with sound.

The Shania Twain Cum Art gallery features pictures and video from various Cum Artists around the world.

by Art for All December 5, 2011

Cum smack

The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter

Dude that bitch cheated on you. She deserves to get cum smacked.

by Godj375 March 3, 2011

cum kink

✨yes✨

“do you have a cum kink?”
“fuck yeah”

by indyy💕✨ March 30, 2022