Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Russian disinformation

When stubborn facts don't conform to your personal prefered theory

Dude 1) the earth is flat hooray

Dude 2) uh the facts state that the earth is round

Dude 1) what you heard is Russian disinformation. The earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022

Russian person

A person from russia who can speak with a strong russian accent, probably they are a gopnik, but a good one, you know?

Me- Hey Sasha, how are you?

Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?

Me- wow you are a true russian person lol

by ThisPersonIsYinn February 15, 2021

russian dive

A skillful, sexual, act. Where the male must have courage and precision, and the other party, poise and trust
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea

I heard jimmy broke his cock, trying his luck at a Russian Dive again

by INVADERCHUCK May 24, 2016

Russian Mudslide

(N) The opposite of a golden shower

“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”

by Cassaniti October 19, 2021

Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!

Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025