A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.
"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."
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Get the Russian Tumbleweed mug.When you stick a mixture of snow and ice in a girls pussy and ass and fuck her until it melts then collect the water and use it to suck his dick
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Get the North Russian Snowmelt mug.when you’re naked, tied to a tree in the woods, and your arms and legs are tied apart and your balls are also tied.
then, honey is poured on your balls and you’re abandoned so a bear can come and lick the honey off your balls.
then, honey is poured on your balls and you’re abandoned so a bear can come and lick the honey off your balls.
my wife Mary made sure to give me the russian hog tie last night! the bear got a little too hungry and now i only have one ball.
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Man, I’ve really been in the mood for a Russian Hogtie, but I can’t find any reservations with bears.
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The Saint Petersburg variant is a melancholic intellectual, achieves the same lethal results but does so while philosophically despairing over the architecture in Escape from Tarkov
Ultimately just wants to be left alone to grow potatoes in Minecraft
The Saint Petersburg variant is a melancholic intellectual, achieves the same lethal results but does so while philosophically despairing over the architecture in Escape from Tarkov
Ultimately just wants to be left alone to grow potatoes in Minecraft
1: You've been quiet all game, everything okay?
2: I am preparing to babushka you.
1: ???
2: "To babushka" – to surprise an enemy with a perfectly cooked potato grenade while wearing a headscarf. It's a pro Escape from Tarkov strat.
1: Oh. So you're not actually—
2: No. I am just fulfilling my destiny as A Russian Gamer. Now go sit in corner and think about your poor life choices. Cyka.
2: I am preparing to babushka you.
1: ???
2: "To babushka" – to surprise an enemy with a perfectly cooked potato grenade while wearing a headscarf. It's a pro Escape from Tarkov strat.
1: Oh. So you're not actually—
2: No. I am just fulfilling my destiny as A Russian Gamer. Now go sit in corner and think about your poor life choices. Cyka.
by Czeszka January 6, 2026
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