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"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".
Who should get the job?
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".
Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
Get the pimping your kid mug.shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
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1. a type of slapping method that MUST USED the back of the hand.
Verb
2. To slap a bitch or hoe if not giving goods or services.
1. a type of slapping method that MUST USED the back of the hand.
Verb
2. To slap a bitch or hoe if not giving goods or services.
Krystal was being a hoe, so I pimp slapped her let her understand to give me my money.
My mama gave me a pimp slap and said, “ MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH”
My mama gave me a pimp slap and said, “ MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH”
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