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pickled beats

"After skating all day I had a bad case of pickled beats."
by Fease July 19, 2007
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secret pickle

when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend and you're cheating on them
shayla is in a secret pickle because she wants to fuck Caleb but is dating izzy.
by kayak in da boat February 23, 2021
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Miami Pickle

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.

Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property
Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.
by Bud Bug July 27, 2021
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Seat Pickle

A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.
Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.
by Ruckus Rawson September 11, 2023
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Yard Pickle

A pickle, of any classification, type, or brand, that has been exposed to the elements in a grassy region. Yard pickle classification would include any whole, sliced, or fallen sandwich pickle.
Brendan picked up a yard pickle so that the squirrel would go hungry for the day.
by FatCowMoto March 1, 2021
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Whisker Pickle

When Jill went down on Bob his Whisker Pickle tickled her lips.
by Oatthroat November 25, 2011
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Dirt Pickle

A Dirt Pickle is a blunt cause it's beautiful green wrapped in brown.
"Are you going to Alex' for the smoke sesh?"
"Nah all Alex smokes is Dirt Pickles I'm not trying to get addicted to nic."
by homelessgirlsummer2024 June 7, 2024
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