Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024

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gradient legs

(noun) a tan that fades from tan to white in the leg area; a less abrupt tan line

Alexandra developed gradient legs after wearing a combo of pants, dresses, and shorts.

by mikethebangsta July 31, 2011

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Big Leg Meg

This is the term used for a girl who has one leg that is bigger than the other. She is loyal and true, and beautiful on the inside and out. Big Leg Megs are always a good time and make the best cocktails.

Big Leg Meg and I are best friends forever.

by thebiggestbootyjudy March 21, 2019

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