Fuckings mother

A person who has taken you into the world, but you wished they hadn't. So you kill yourself and blame it on your mother.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that Fillip killed himself.
Guy 2: Yeah he blamed that Fuckings mother.

by Johre Malin Ravndal November 12, 2018

Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair

"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"

by shivesh likes chicken biryani April 27, 2024

Mother

If you’ve sucked her boobs, she’s your mother.

I have multiple mothers!

by cutiepatootie069 May 12, 2023

Ur brother a mother

You thought ur sister a mister was bad

Carl: ur sister a mister
Ralph:Ur brother a mother
World: implodes

by Patricia.salad May 11, 2018

mother wata

The baddest bitch alive. A real stepper. Mother Wata is a boss. Wata doesn’t take No for an answer. She is destined for greatness. A true legend if you didn’t know. The only person wetter than a fish. Real player like. Wata could make a hoe slip. A real Star, fish. Wata is a musician, know for her bars and melodies. Wata is sometimes called fresh wata because she always giving a look. The moral of the story is BE LIKE WATA. Don’t be a buster.

Mother Wata stay wetter than a fish.

by MOTHER WATA November 23, 2021

Mothers

Deciders of whether or not life has any value.

Hym "Being mothers and supporting abortion is like being a rape victim and supporting rape. Interestingly enough, there is no internal contradiction for a murderer supporting murder or a liar supporting lying. What else does this apply to... Hmm... Being a therapist and supporting the falsification/creation of mental illness? There's a contradiction there but it's weak... I might be on to something here... An adulterer supporting adultery? No contradiction... Being a police officer and supporting crime.... Contradiction.... A theif supporting theft... No contradiction... A molestation victim supporting pedophilia... Contradiction... Seems like the cardinal sins create no internal contradiction. Looks like that is the difference between a sin and any other ethic. Sin creates no internal contradiction between the act and supporting of the act... A false idol supporting the support of worshiping false idols.... Well... You could argue that a false idol might not want you worshipping other idols... They might want all the worshipers to themselves... Hmm... Maybe I'm a little off... Someone who doesn't keep the Sabbath holy supporting the not keeping of the Sabbath holy? No contradiction... A worshiper of God supporting the worship of other Gods? Maybe... Because from the outside your worshiping the OTHER God... So no contradiction? I don't know..."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

Your mother

A human I (and many 12 year olds on Xbox) have took part in consensual sexual intercourse with while you cry in the corner, but this is also used as a comeback when you are saddened by someone who has made you upset.

Offender: HA HA, I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!
Victim: Ummm… WELL YOUR MOTHER
*oppisite*
Offender: HA, YOUR MOTHER IS MY BABE
Victim: *excessive crying*

by Guyp3rson October 18, 2021