That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“Did you hear what that one kid did?”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while a student was talking about how his parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while a student was talking about how his parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 04, 2022
the act of taking a dump while only using one cheek. usually only done in public restrooms and other disgusting relief areas
dude i don't know what was on that side of the seat but i started one cheeking it and got the job done
by vtyyi February 28, 2011
Qui-gon jinn:I believe anakin is the chosen one I will train him
Master windu:Anakin is to old to be trained
Master windu:Anakin is to old to be trained
by General obi wan kenobi May 18, 2022
An almalgamation of the phrases 'safe' and 'nice one' this common used phrase has it's roots in Cambridge surburbia, but is found in all areas of the UK
by twg1993 April 12, 2011
Lindsay's perfect guy is a "Cute One". He's simply not just handsome, strong, or sexy. He has a sparkle in his eye when he speaks. A perfect smile, because it's so filled with life. He's also hilarious. And something about him hints at subtle depths. Most of these types are named David.
Goodnight Cute One!!!
by Lesbiantics November 20, 2016