mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

cap

lying or telling a story

i ate a cow no cap (no lie)

by OompaLoompa123 April 20, 2022

Scat Cap

When someone poopies in your hat and you wears it on yo’s head

Gee wiz man that homeless guy pooped in my hat and I didn’t realize it and I put it on

“Look at that Scat Cap” (hat filled with poopy)

by StankWaffle February 10, 2022

gay cap baby

Any fool born in March

Look its a gay cap baby.

by Killua smert December 9, 2020

Cap

Lie

“Stop Cappin Bro!”

by cardibeesha October 9, 2020

Caps

When someone uses all caps it means they love you

D: IS THERE WORK TODAY? (In caps)
Ashley: No

by Notme4321 June 27, 2018

Cap

To lie , pretend a lot; making up fake stories: an inaccurate statement

A lot of people claim they been getting money since before unemployment, but that’s Cap

by Barbiefromnola September 5, 2020