Meat Cameras

Your eyes

Tour Guide: Please focus your Meat Cameras on the Washington Monument please

by The Body of God June 27, 2019

Secondhand Meat

When you witness two people having sex and you are pulled into the activity

Guy1: fuck I’m sore

Guy2: why?

Guy1: I got secondhand meat yesterday when Greg and his girl were fucking...and they go at it hard

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 11, 2019

staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis

I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood

by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019

Meat pocket

Simply a loose and extremely moist vagina

“I hooked up with this girl last night. She had a meat pocket for a pussy”

by I got eczema March 24, 2019

Meat dunk

When a individual decides to use his penis as a ball and dunk on the participants face... balls can be included

Hey dude you awake?! Cool let me just 360 meat dunk this in

by Tarzan March 25, 2019

driveway meat

Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.

It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.

“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”

“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”

by CutieCatLady98 April 9, 2019