Real

used as a response to something relatable. Usually something sad or depressing like Tik Tok Slideshows and other depressing posts

"thinking about putting a gun in my mouth" - person 1

"real" - person 2

by CallMeSi1872 December 8, 2022

Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.

Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.

by foldibjojk July 11, 2021

real rose

A rose by any other name would probably be just as much a goofy kid.

A little girl with little or no life experience, perhaps still living off mommy and or daddy (if he claimed her). Still driving daddy’s Porsche?

a real rose wouldn’t blow so

by J-bird June 11, 2003

Spooky liru fucker (real)

the one and only real spooky liru fucker that fucks lirus during the spooky month (october) also i fuck lirus on every other month too exept im not spooky

beta alisa fan (real) (gab): holy sdhit its the spooky liru fuclker how could this happen
chad spooky liru fucker (real): haha youre mom
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): *dies instantly*

by the real liru fucker October 6, 2021

The real BB

BEST GODDAMN BUYER ON THE REAL ESTATE MARKET! Kids going places and if you ever have the opportunity to have him purchase your home, I wouldn’t turn it down cause if you do you’ll be suffering a massive loss.

The real BB is an investment god

by cdawgsquared March 10, 2019

real

when you need to convey your loneliness in a single word

person 1: hey i justed watched taxi driver last night, its super relatable
person 2: real.

by Holiday_Choco January 17, 2023

Unless your God isn't Real

You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?

Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025