shower-stomper

Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.

"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"

by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020

Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020

Terrible shower

When you run out of toilet paper and have to take a show to clean your ass.

After taking a dump I went to reach for the tp and none was close so I had to take a terrible shower.

by rwaboss March 7, 2020

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

Shower Epiphany

When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.

Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!

by GeniousForTheSoap March 14, 2020

Lake shower

It's when people go out to a lake and basically wash with soap before jumping into the water. ( with swimsuits on)

A group of a friend went out on the boat to take a lake shower

by Niccole Grant November 12, 2020

Shower your gf with LOVE

November 16th is the day you shower your girlfriend with all the love and affection you possibly can

Not loved enough? Don't worry its National Shower your gf with love day

by anonymous November 16, 2020