I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

by You will not win today July 22, 2011

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine

pootie tang phrase apparently meaning "I will perform a physical action on you", such as "I will whip your ass with this belt", or "I will have sex with you".

1. Dick Lechter, you're a bad biddy. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

by WadaTah November 23, 2003

i've been there i've came back i'm still here

The act of never never moving but experiencing life's greatest pleasures.

Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.

Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).

John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.

He knows what's up.

by Sir. Sacksalot April 30, 2011

I'm going to hit you and you're going to die

Why does it need a definitionn.

If you need to know then it's when you're in a state of embarrassment and shame, and focus your chakras at your friends in an abusive manner

Red face Abusing friend

Gareth : Hey kiera *blah blah blah*

Kiera : *red face* Gareth I'm going to hit you and you're going to die!

by Dankiegar February 10, 2017

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

Get the 🤬 out of my room I'm playing Minecraft

A meme with raging Minecraft kid

*opens the door*
GET THE 🤬 OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 10, 2019