Horse

Horses are beings of pure and absolute hatred,
They are creatures with no bounds and are an unstoppable force with absolutely no genetic makeup, there is a finite number of horses and they have been around for trillions of years and there is currently no way to stop them that doesn't result in the total destruction of the universe

I wish for the demise of all horses

by Horse hater 2010 April 9, 2022

horse

To circumvent the licensing of an expensive Electron-based app

"I can horse this"
"Did you hear Lucia just horsed an app?"

by stabbing September 8, 2024

Horse

The most amazing animal in the world .every horse has a different personalty.

Their poop smells the WORST!!! 😵

This horse Fudge is the best

by Horsenutter3013 April 16, 2019

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 7, 2023

Horse Railing

You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.

Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.

by ilaypipes92 April 30, 2022

Horse Anal

When you have anal sex with a horse.

Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: Dude, guess what I did!
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice

by Leviticus Zachary Fingerdoodle September 5, 2023