Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 02, 2022
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Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 02, 2022
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FREE EDGER

When a cow is trapped in a dirt houses basement with a glass roof
Person One:Whats up
Person Two:FREE EDGER
by SpiderDick March 04, 2016
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Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.
A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023
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Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 29, 2024
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free range crotch grazer

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 13, 2022
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