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Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area
man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!
by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016
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Free Jangling

When you come home from a long day of work (male) drop trow and let your jimmys jangle.
Wow what a long day. Looks like it's time to do some free jangling.

Eww babe. Put your jimmys away they're free jangling.
by Timothy Dong November 4, 2016
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Free Kiss

Kissing someone you aren't in love with just to please him/her. It could be with someone that gives you unrequited love. Its a technique to make rejection less harsh.
She gave me a Free kiss but never really liked me.
by DD2000 December 23, 2016
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flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.
Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.
by bored321 January 3, 2017
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free the turtles

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.
by Pocahon January 26, 2016
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Free

Wow! You're telling me i can earn "platinum" which is an in-game currency which can be bought real-world money buy just playing the game and selling prime parts?! Now that's free. I wish i never paid 40$ to buy that shitty game who's trying to copy but failed so hard.
by SpaceNinjaTenno November 15, 2018
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Free Fun Time

This phrase was invented by Mars Vining back in 2000 when he had took a female he had wanted to smash since 5th grade on a date. She ordered up a bunch of stuff she wouldn’t have with her parents or by herself. So why do this now ? She proceeded to tell him after eating & drinking beyond her level she wasn’t gonna let him hit because he was arrogant. It was in this moment when he could have left her to pay for what she ordered & taught her a lesson he would teach a similar whore later in life. But instead he took her home & thought about how reckless it was for her to eat & drink & be entertained for nothing but the hope of some pussy for being nice. It was then Mars knew he would not be a participant in giving “free fun time” to a user bitch!

Free Fun Time: accepting dates with no real interest in the man. But with he goal of eating nice drinking & doing things they probably can’t afford to do & the man they really like often doesn’t do
She didn’t wanna fuck, but she knew jimmy would take her somewhere nice to eat & she could just go home & suck Daquan’s dick at 3 am as usual. She was hungry & bord so she was down for the Free fun time!
by Mars Vining November 17, 2018
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