Giant Invisible Flying Penis

Obviously a large penis. It is unknown as to which race of human this genitalia is. It also houses some power that makes it fly. As well as flying, it also makes itself invisible. Using this power, one can be the ultimate sex icon.

" I Tried to take a whiz, but my penis magically detatched it self from my crotchal region and flew away. It turned invisible and grew in size quite dramatically. I knew It to be as The Giant Invisible Flying Penis. "

by Ilike ponies January 12, 2012

sparks r fly 'n

A word use to describe when two people of the oppisite sex have great chemistry

dude look at those guys sparks r fly'n

by you dont know me November 6, 2004

Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus

Anal Sex

Hey baby, you ready for me to Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus?

by lawlpenis April 2, 2009

church of the flying spaghetti monster

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.

You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018

human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.

Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...

by Kumpump June 22, 2016

Super Flying Tackle Pounce

When someone gives you a big hug or jumps on you excitedly or powerfully, it's a super flying tackle pounce.

Some People were arguing. One of them jumped on the other and started beating him up. That's a super flying tackle pounce. You haven't seen a special person for a long time. you run up and hug them fiercely for a long time. that's a super flying tackle pounce.

by Mandelyn August 23, 2010

Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

by Alvin Dubbs July 4, 2008