Five

The 58 year old drama queen from The Umbrella Academy

"Who's that adorable kid from The Umbrella Academy?"
"Oh that's Five. And he's actually 58."

by scaredpottah? February 24, 2019

Five Finger Discount

An all black person metal band

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"

by PatrioticLynx March 1, 2019

post-repair high-five

Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.

My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.

by QuacksO March 7, 2019

five o’cloffic

A contraction of the phrase “5 o’clock traffic”

God I hate five o’cloffic!

by long live poland May 6, 2019

fanny pack five

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".

by anoneomas March 22, 2019

hoe five

When your homegirl got the D and you‘re proud of her victory, you give her a high five for living the hoe life.

Yeah Girl, give me a hoe five!

by Patricia Oulala March 30, 2019

fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

by Tamkin cpa May 23, 2019