Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

by laserswordofdeath +3 November 04, 2017

Protein break

When your done fucking and need to eat

We had sex for hours and had to stop for a protein break

by Panobrownies January 17, 2022

You break you buy

A phrase first introduced by a cute little pikabanoonoo stating that if you broke something you now own it

*BF is carefully moving furniture*
*GF does best to distract him*
GF : You break you buy 😈

by Nif3 May 10, 2021

break head

to overwork yourself for a long period of time.

“I’m going to break head for these exams”

by 3stelle May 23, 2021

to the break of dawn

To be awake doing something or to be at some place having fun till the sunrise.

EX: The cops are okay with our party! We're gonna have a blast to the break of dawn!

by Fluks September 14, 2017

Jake Break

A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.

I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?

No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !

by SJP1992 January 24, 2018

National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 23, 2023