Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

bald asshole

A hairless asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole

by PinkTater May 18, 2022

Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole

we all are derpy assholes sometimes

by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016

Procrasto Asshole

See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.

Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.

The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.

In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.

"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"

Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."

by Hashtag Approval Dumpling December 14, 2024

Asshole

A fucking Trump supporter

Asshole: Trump should have won instead of Biden

by Lovergrl12345 July 13, 2021

Busted in half asshole

Some one that resembels that of an asshole, thats busted in half

Tim- Jez you look like a busted in half asshole today

by Miss hawker December 1, 2016

Asshole

Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.

Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.

He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.

by KAmdad November 13, 2014