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Animal Theory

When a male likes a female who weighs more than 250 pounds
by GucciGotch February 13, 2024
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Anime worm

A way of calling someone retarded or

Unpleasant looking

1)helpless and dumb
2) not having a face
by Anime worm May 21, 2018
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Epic moment of animes bruh!

I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Blades,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray

UN LI MI TED

BLADE
WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuw chuw whuu whuu doom doom kada boom boom kada boom
enemy has slain

You can edit Archer's Chant into whatever you want!
I am the porn of my sword! BTW It literally sounds like that with Japanese accent.
Unlimited blade works(remember Russian accent)
Carl: Epic moment of animes bruh! Watch the ARCHER'S CHANT!!!
Sam: Shut up weeb i dont need to hear bullshits about your cartoon porn.
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
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fuck (animal)

Its a frog, and a duck together, thats what a fuck is.
fuck (animal)
btw no this is not an inside joke! I just randomly got the idea
Percipient #9272 : is that a dog?
Percipient #2937 : nope, thats a fuck (animal)
Percipient #9272 : oh
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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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anime

the most creative eye candy vision of humanity. Its full of lust though and its not a good thinkg
but its so artsy and creative that you can lose your sanity. anime is rated as a 2/10
by temple girl April 24, 2025
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Anime

Artistic,professionally designed digital drawings,that have been gifted the ability to move on the second plane of reality and gifted the looks that a male or female identifying homosapiens would find sexually attractive,as if they have life energy in them,given by homosapiens of the asian nature,whom been created from a female homosapiens organ located in the country of human beings that have quite thin eyes in width on a yellowish tinted face,whom created a society in the far-east and have greatly outrun other asian countries in technological,cultural and societal ways that a human being can give attention to.
"Did you see the new anime?I liked how that blonde girl managed to get the guy to hate her unintentionally"
"I think anime is shit"
by DrexW May 30, 2017
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